When will the limbaugh laws be passed?

First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools with the Limbaugh Laws. No special ballots for elections. No government business will be conducted in your language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote — or hold political office.

If you’re in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled to welfare, food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come if you invest here: an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If not, stay home. But if you want to buy land, it'll be restricted. No waterfront, for instance. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to the property.

And another thing. You don’t have the right to protest. You're allowed no demonstrations, no foreign flag waving, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our President or his policies. Y

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Do kids of permenant residant parents need a white passport to travel out of the USA for more than a year ?

It sounds more like the actual laws of Mexico. That is where the 40,000 times daily minimum wage and much of the rest comes from. I get the impression that you think it is unfair to the point of being silly. Actually, I would be in favor of 90% of what you proposed.

If Limbaugh said it, it was a parody to show how silly our laws are when compared to actual laws in Mexico and not his real opinion. You should get that when he says not bad-mouthing of the President but I guess you would have to know him.

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Wow something I can actually agree with that jackass on! But it will never happen I am afraid. Somebody has to Clean Bushes house.

How do you legally change your name?


Yawn. You bore me.

What if George Bush said America does not end at the Mexico border where there is a American there is America?


When fat @ss pigs like Rush fly! Hide your woman and Tequila bottles! Chicano Power!(Thumbs down makes me stronger!)

If my wife gives birth while in ensenada? Will our child be a Mexican citizen?


That kinda sounds like the Mexican Immigration Laws!

Which I'd love to see the US adopt immigration laws like this!

Since when has the border of israel belonged to the jews?


No...
we have gone insane.
Or at least some of us.
I used to be insane.
I actually sympathized with illegal aliens.
I worked for contractor.
Would go down to Casa Latina or Home Depot to pick up a couple of workers to do stuff that I am too old for..I am 55.
Paid them pretty good cash money...12 bucks an hour.
Bought lunch.
And drove them back downtown at end of day.
I have worked WITH illegals in other situations.

The MAY DAY demonstrations turned me around 180 degrees.

they are ingrates.
screaming oppression.
They have been left alone for decades.
Nobody ever messed with them.
They were standing on the same street corners for years in Seattle.

Well...they let LA RAZA write the script for their demonstrations and it did nothing but alienate a lot of people that barely gave them a thought.

It backfired.
They DREW attention to themselves.
negative attention.

Why do they say its the jobs the whites will not take?


nothnings crazy about it at all...i cant believe some spew from a liberal actually makes sense. try to tell vincente fox from mexico you want the same rights as a mexican citizen...fat chance. youll never get it past the pelosi/reid regime so the point is totally moot.

I'm a foreign structural engineer with 2yrs experience.I'm finding it hard to get a job in US.Any ideas 4 job.


As someone stated earlier I agree with about 90% of it. And it is indeed a parody of Mexican immigration law,we always hear complaints about our laws,but the fact is our laws pale in comparison to those of Mexico.

I think we should allow anyone wanting to come to the US in, as long as they're self supporting and in the numbers we decide. If we decide we can absorb 500,000 unskilled workers per year then that's it. Nothing is keeping any of our current "immigrants" from going back to their countries of origin and applying for legal entry.

At no time should entry be allowed for those who become an immediate burden on the tax-payer,we are not here to provide free medical and full welfare benefits for the world. We have enough lazy welfare bums of our own without the need to import more.

It is not the place of the Government to provide anything in any language other than the primary language,English. If you wish to become a citizen of the US then learn English. No ballots should ever be printed in another language,no drivers tests in Spanish or any other language. What part of that is wrong? It's simply the way it should be.

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These sound like the immigration policy in Mexico. My simple question is why do people not question that other countries have this type of immigration policy but if the US even tries to enforce the minimal immigration policies or laws we have we are seen to be racist and anti (you put the country in here).

I think that if you are illegal and are going to be here don't be surprised if someone who has come legally does not embrace you with open arms. Please don't come here to play the victim- there are enough victims in the US already.

How can I have my friend from the UK come to the USA to live?


Right after limpbaugh is awarded The Medal of Honor for his heroic service during the war in vietnam.

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